Neil Wants His Hair Back !

Good afternoon to all,
here's a story I found almost funny today......

Like most men of advancing years, Neil Armstrong (ex-astronaut) wants his hair back, and now ! LOL* Though, not in the way you might think...... it seems that the former "man on the moon" stopped by a barbershop to get clipped, one haircut later his discarded hair was then gathered up and sold to a "hair collector". Yes, that's right, there are actually people out there who collect snippets of hair from famous people. Within the more impressive collection than I would have originally thought, are tufts, shearings, (or however you might call them) from Abraham Lincoln, Marilyn Monroe, Albert Einstein, even Napoleon. Not wanting to join "the hair club", Neil Armstrong filed a lawsuit to reclaim his lost locks. However, the money the barber received for the hair has been spent, and the collector said the "hair isn't parting" his collection. (ewww, bad joke, I know)